"White House Down and The Lone Ranger"
URL: linkShow: Half in the BagReleased: July 11, 2013
Season 3, Episode 56 (19)Time: 29:52
Edited by: Mike Stoklasa — Music by: Matthew Baamonde

"White House Down and The Lone Ranger" is the nineteenth episode of the third season of film review web series Half in the Bag, and 56th episode in the series overall. The episode aired July 11, 2013 on Blip.[1][2]

In this episode, Mike and Jay drink beer and talk about two movies.


While drinking beer at the VCR Repair Shop, Mike and Jay talk about two new films.

Summary and ReviewEdit

White House DownEdit

White House Down is the new film from acclaimed director, Roland Emmerich, the cinematic genius behind such films as The Patriot, Independence Day, Godzilla, The Day After Tomorrow, and 2012, one of my personal favorites! In this film, Magic Mike and Jamie Foxx pretend to be characters in a movie that is about as plausible as a Roland Emmerich film. Jamie Foxx plays President James Washington, the President of the United States. The White House gets blowed up and Magic Mike protects him by shooting the bad guys with his gun. Also, his little daughter is in danger and he wants to prove that he's a good father. Has this plot been done before? I don't think so! Thanks, Roland Emmerich! I hope someone shoves a club up your ass!
- Mike Stoklasa

The Lone RangerEdit

The Lone Ranger is the new film from a bunch of people who got together and said, "Let's make an old idea new again, put Johnny Depp in it, and laugh all the way to the bank!" Those people are now unemployed. The film stars Arm and Hammer as the Lone Ranger and Johnny Depp as another one of his eccentric characters who wears a stupid hat.
— Jay Bauman


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White House Down Mike S

Susan S

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Olympus Has Fallen Mike S

Susan S N/A

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The Lone Ranger Mike S

Susan S

Tim S5 Popcorns S1 Popcorns S5 Sodas S
Gregg S5 Popcorns SChocolate Horse S

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The episode was filmed and edited between July 3[3][4] and July 11[1][2].

Plinkett IntroductionEdit

  • I just sh*t in a coffee can.


  1. White House Down. Dir. Roland Emmerich. Columbia Pictures, 2013. Film.[5][6]
  2. Olympus Has Fallen. Dir. Antoine Fuqua. FilmDistrict, 2013. Film.[7][8]
  3. The Lone Ranger. Dir. Gore Verbinski. Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures, 2013. Film.[3][4]

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  1. 1.0 1.1 Red Letter Media, LLC (July 11, 2013). "Red Letter Media on Twitter: "Half in the Bag: White House ...". Retrieved January 12, 2016.
  2. 2.0 2.1 Red Letter Media, LLC (July 11, 2013). "Half in the Bag: White House Down and The Lone Ranger". Retrieved January 12, 2016.
  3. 3.0 3.1 "The Lone Ranger". CBS. Retrieved January 12, 2016.
  4. 4.0 4.1 "The Lone Ranger (2013)". Flixster. Retrieved January 12, 2016.
  5. "White House Down". CBS. Retrieved January 12, 2016.
  6. "White House Down (2013)". Flixster. Retrieved January 12, 2016.
  7. "Olympus Has Fallen". CBS. Retrieved August 16, 2016.
  8. "Olympus Has Fallen (2013)". Flixster. Retrieved August 16, 2016.
Works cited
  1. "'The Lone Ranger' and 'Despicable Me 2'". Dir. Eric Notarnicola. Perf. Tim Heidecker, Gregg Turkington. On Cinema at the Cinema. July 3, 2013. Accessed August 16, 2016. <>.

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