"The Last Stand and A Haunted House" is the eighth episode of the third season of film review web series Half in the Bag, and 45th episode in the series overall. The episode aired January 23, 2013 on Blip.
In this episode, Mike and Jay spend a slow day at the VCR Repair Shop talking about movies.
At the VCR Repair Shop, Mike and Jay talking about the newest Arnold Schwarzenegger movie. They coin a new term to describe terrible movies excluded from the summer tent-poles release dates and try to forget a bad movie they saw.
Summary and ReviewEdit
The Last StandEdit
“ The Last Stand is a new action film starring an old, leather-skinned corpse. The premise is simple: a small-town sheriff and a few of his officers are the last chance to stop a dangerous drug cartel guy from escaping across the border and back into Mexico. The moral of the story: stay true to your convictions, revenge is always okay, and shoot guns everywhere. Why not!— Jay Bauman ”
A Haunted HouseEdit
“ A Haunted House is another one of those spoof movies. You know ... those. It's made by Marlon Wayans. You know ... him. He makes those spoof movies. This is another one of them. Thankfully, they no longer shoot these movies on real film, or else we'd have to lament the waste of precious film stock on this piece of garbage. The only precious resource wasted was people's time, energy, effort, money and reputations.— Mike Stoklasa ”
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METACRITIC | ROTTENTOMATOES
|The Last Stand|| || N/A || N/A||54/100 |
|A Haunted House|| || N/A || N/A||20/100 |
|Scary Movie 5|| N/A|| N/A|| N/A||11/100 |
Mike and Jay discuss other copycat films.
†Actor is credited but makes no onscreen appearance.
- F*** movies.
- The Last Stand. Dir. Kim Jee-woon. Lionsgate, 2013. Film.
- A Haunted House. Dir. Michael Tiddes. Open Road Films, 2013. Film.
- Scary Movie 5. Dir. Malcolm D. Lee. The Weinstein Company, 2013. Film.
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Red Letter Media, LLC (January 23, 2013). "Half in the Bag: The Last Stand and A Haunted House". RedLetterMedia.com. Retrieved March 24, 2017.
- ↑ 2.0 2.1 "The Last Stand". Metacritic.com. CBS. Retrieved March 24, 2017.
- ↑ 3.0 3.1 "The Last Stand (2012)". RottenTomatoes.com. Flixster. Retrieved March 24, 2017.
- ↑ "A Haunted House". Metacritic.com. CBS. Retrieved March 24, 2017.
- ↑ "A Haunted House (2012)". RottenTomatoes.com. Flixster. Retrieved March 24, 2017.
- ↑ "Scary Movie 5". Metacritic.com. CBS. Retrieved March 24, 2017.
- ↑ "Scary Movie 5 (2012)". RottenTomatoes.com. Flixster. Retrieved March 24, 2017.
- Works cited
- "'Oblivion' and 'Scary Movie 5'". Dir. Benjamin Berman. Perf. Tim Heidecker, Gregg Turkington. On Cinema at the Cinema. April 11, 2013. Accessed March 24, 2017. <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_5-N9t26V8>.
- "Half in the Bag: The Last Stand and A Haunted House" on RedLetterMedia
- "Half in the Bag Episode 45: The Last Stand and A Haunted House" on YouTube
- "Half in the Bag Extras: Copycat Films and More Styrofoam Beating" on RedLetterMedia
- "Half in the Bag Episode 45 EXTRAS: Copycat Films and More Styrofoam Beating" on YouTube